tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post3846199259197980946..comments2023-09-16T09:36:55.193-04:00Comments on Fallopian Groove (is a terrible name for a blog): parenting fails, 25 days oldSarahhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17685641936657833904noreply@blogger.comBlogger17125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-4976025591193715612021-09-07T21:31:16.806-04:002021-09-07T21:31:16.806-04:00夫妻視訊午夜聊天室
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I imagine some poor woman in the Phillipines having to make that and being so confused as to what it all means...<br /><br />And yeah, the baby-as-napkin thing -- I just dropped a huge splattering of chicken korma all over Max's face the other night! It wasn't piping hot or anything and he didn't seem to mind until I started to freak out, then he started to cry, then I started to laugh hysterically and it was really ridiculous. Defo a "please don't call Children's Aid" moment...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-902558712938674742014-01-08T17:17:49.101-05:002014-01-08T17:17:49.101-05:00Just be thankful that once you had Ezra, people di...Just be thankful that once you had Ezra, people didn't go out and buy every single pink outfit on the planet! Ugh. I maybe had one pink thing in my closet and now the house is full of Pepto Bismol pink!<br /><br />Oh yeah, and I am guilty of most of these as well. We all do what we need to do to survive the first couple months!Non Sequitur Chicahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07268138421234170972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-14243085679736973522014-01-07T17:29:13.045-05:002014-01-07T17:29:13.045-05:00My baby daddy (and husband! and sperm donor! what ...My baby daddy (and husband! and sperm donor! what a combo!) loves football. Therefore, we have been given numerous onesies with statements like "Daddy's little quarterback" because despite the fact that he's still in utero, we can't wait for his first concussion.<br />According to Carters, Gerber, and the like, babies love super corny puns AND embroidery. Baby boys specifically like vehicles and monsters. Why.2dognitehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05247158356810025811noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-7461186345393367402014-01-06T21:19:10.833-05:002014-01-06T21:19:10.833-05:00The part about the ugly hand me down onesies with ...The part about the ugly hand me down onesies with cheesy expressions is SO true. And WHY do they all have some type of transportation on them? Also true about dropping food on my baby. And hand washing? Oh dear. And are babies supposed to be sleeping in those things called cribs? Shit.JustMehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02493032821722724778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-41658179966565885772014-01-06T14:06:00.284-05:002014-01-06T14:06:00.284-05:00Ha! Sounds to me like your doing a great job! I di...Ha! Sounds to me like your doing a great job! I did alot of the same things with my daughter (including the tacky onesies/tshirts..."daddys little squirt" comes to mind :) <br />Keep up the good work!Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04391571821905473345noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-58023435326252249062014-01-06T10:44:14.789-05:002014-01-06T10:44:14.789-05:00Ha! I'll send you my address and it'll be ...Ha! I'll send you my address and it'll be the take-home-from-the-hospital outfit. H will love and appreciate that :)Sadiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325203869605294768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-47281163911306480792014-01-05T21:28:29.861-05:002014-01-05T21:28:29.861-05:00Hey! You're doing a great job. I think you are...Hey! You're doing a great job. I think you are funny and I'm willing to bet you're doing the absolute best you can, which makes you AWESOME. So it's in that spirit that I say, make sure you cut yourself some slack, ja? Promise? It's just that I have friends who hide behind humour to mask how they really feel, so I'm hyper over aware of it. Lecture over. Go kiss that cutie head! Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-1976471684316953472014-01-05T21:16:20.052-05:002014-01-05T21:16:20.052-05:00Glad to hear we're not the only (reckless!) pa...Glad to hear we're not the only (reckless!) parents out there (kidding). We're making our kids tough, right?Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17685641936657833904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-57016205215380410812014-01-05T21:13:34.959-05:002014-01-05T21:13:34.959-05:00So I think what you're saying is,... you'd...So I think what you're saying is,... you'd like to inherit that particular onesie for your baby on the way? Say no more! It's in the mail. :)Sarahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17685641936657833904noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-84276294949589183492014-01-04T10:17:24.609-05:002014-01-04T10:17:24.609-05:00Aren't germs supposed to be, like, a *good* th...Aren't germs supposed to be, like, a *good* thing for kids to be exposed to now? It's the little ones in their sterile bubbles we need to worry about. I'd pretty sure you're on the cutting edge for great parenting with 1 and 8.<br /><br />As for the 'Daddy's little hero' onesie: how could you? No, seriously.Sadiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325203869605294768noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-30495999291371586252014-01-04T02:03:33.131-05:002014-01-04T02:03:33.131-05:00None of those count as fails to me! 7 made me laug...None of those count as fails to me! 7 made me laugh, I've picked many crumbs out of James' hair as I eat over him.Kathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00266043203202053016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-55847929271547564992014-01-03T22:01:00.529-05:002014-01-03T22:01:00.529-05:00I am laughing so hard. Do keep the stories coming,...I am laughing so hard. Do keep the stories coming, in between episodes of the Kardashians!torthúilhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07738803052167620020noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-40042572325701535522014-01-03T16:58:42.810-05:002014-01-03T16:58:42.810-05:00He is so handsome! And I just live this parenting ...He is so handsome! And I just live this parenting confession blog! Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01164878358503729479noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3634884728412055261.post-860637116691056142014-01-03T16:34:58.214-05:002014-01-03T16:34:58.214-05:00LOL, #1 cracks me up, b/c my daughter was born in ...LOL, #1 cracks me up, b/c my daughter was born in December and we were out and about with her almost immediately and had guests over all the time -- and I don't own a bottle of hand sanitizer, and it's never occurred to me to ask if someone had gotten a vaccination. I mean... geez... I hope I have the kind of friends who wash their hands after they pee, right? <br /><br />Also, I think I've said this to you before, but DO NOT WORRY about creating bad sleep habits right now. During the 4th trimester (months 0-3 of life), it's all about getting baby to sleep HOWEVER THE HELL YOU CAN. He just went from being cradled in your womb 24/7 to being held only a tiny fraction of that - that's a drastic reduction for him, and he needs time to adjust just as you do. There is plenty of time to work on good sleep habits later - do not worry about it the first few months. It really doesn't matter, I promise. <br /><br />You're doing a great job. It's overwhelming as hell in the beginning, but you'll find your rhythm, and it will get easier, I promise!<br />Joshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13423295019681051881noreply@blogger.com